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I created a new pastime. Unfortunately, it is only played best at night.

There are chants. And extremely uncoordinated dancing is involved.

If you are a brave soul, and I believe you are, try it while walking, or running, across a busy six lane street in town.

Chant with me:

Here I am! Here I am!

Com’n hit me motherfuckers!!

Let me tell you, it was funny the first time I said it. But then I was standing in the middle lane on one side.

I have no desire to be roadkill under the wheels of a Nissan Armada!

Or is that the Spanish Armada? Anyway, it’s dark right now.

Time to go play in the traffic.