I created a new pastime. Unfortunately, it is only played best at night.
There are chants. And extremely uncoordinated dancing is involved.
If you are a brave soul, and I believe you are, try it while walking, or running, across a busy six lane street in town.
Chant with me:
Here I am! Here I am!
Com’n hit me motherfuckers!!
Let me tell you, it was funny the first time I said it. But then I was standing in the middle lane on one side.
I have no desire to be roadkill under the wheels of a Nissan Armada!
Or is that the Spanish Armada? Anyway, it’s dark right now.
Time to go play in the traffic.